lawnmower death squad

eBay is a site I swore I wouldn’t use. However, I have given it a go to sell my Rover lawnmower which I bought a year ago for $400. The most any second hand store would give me was $80 and they weren’t interested at all that I had a reciept from Bunnings to prove it was mine. After a little research I found out that much like cars, lawnmowers halve in value as soon as you buy them. Fuck! So that’s when I thought about listing it on eBay. Bidding has been furious for my lawnmower (nicknamed McManus). I started it at $100 thinking no bastard would want to pay more than that for a one year old mower. It now stands at $180. Not bad. So if you’re short of dough, give the online hockshop a try. Forget about all those dodgy pawnbrokers. Buy directly off dodgy people like me. I think people are bidding well for McManus because I have mentioned that I will give the buyer my Bunnings receipt when they buy it from me. That way they are covered by the 5 year warranty if anything stuffs up. Anyhow…

A couple of servers walked out of Australian Customs’ offices at Sydney airport. You’d hope there’s no doggy pr0n on it wouldn’t you?

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