Also, I’m quite impressed that your jug and toaster haven’t actually blown up after three or four years, as always seems to happen here. Generally I try to stick to things that I know I’ll use. My phone’s three years old, and my main problem is that the key lock keeps unsetting in my pocket so it then rings up someone in Bratislava who is then treated to the joys of the sound of my crotch as I walk around.