Mind you, my creative tomfoolery won’t stop HoWARd from turning Australia’s workplace relations into some American/Dickensian nightmare. It will take you and many other people frying the phone lines with your fax machines or killing a few trees to tell your MPs what you actually think of HoWARd’s idea of ‘flexibility.’

If you don’t have a fax machine, I’m happy to forward faxes for you. Write your letter in MS Word or scan it into a JPG or PDF file and email it to me. I will fax it for you straightaway.