Oh Lovely! It’s Australia Day!
This year people have flags hanging out of their cars and off their car aerials. People are wearing Australian flag capes and walking around inner-Brisbane chanting ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi.’ Houses and letterboxes have flags stuck to them and peoples faces have the southern cross and the union jack painted on…and do you know what?
I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT.
Most sane people couldn’t give a flying fuckola what nationality anyone is or was. It buggers me. It really does. Is flying the flag like religion, in that it is all just in order to display your commitment to a group? It’s the same group mentality that caused the Cronulla Riots to tell the truth. I know that 99% of people I see are Australian, I do not need them to display a flag to show me.
For those that say to me “If you don’t like it, leave” well, yeah I would if I had enough money. And the day I do have the dough I will probably go somewhere else to enjoy life at a slower pace and with less white people complaining their uneducated lungs out. Australia is a pimple on the world’s arse and rarely rates a mention outside this country. True. So be a bit more humble about your love of this country all you useless, dickhead bogans.
I’m proud to be an earthling over everything else. Here’s my flag.