My wife was due to have a baby yesterday.
He doesn’t want to come out.
We went to the hospital for a regular check-up and the midwife was pretty sure that the little fella will be in there for another week. Why would you want to come out of a nice warm spot anyway? Hell – with all the ice creamy goodness he’s been getting via his umbilical cord I’d be staying there too.
The cot’s ready. There’s cloth nappies drying all over the house. The cat cannot be stopped from sleeping in the pram…the waiting game continues.